To:
John Gray
http://www.marsvenus.com/

From:
Peter Pan

Dear Dr. Gray,

As a big fan of yours, I have read all your books, great!
Love ´em!
The thing is, I haven´t much experience in the field of relationships,
nor with woman in general or particular, but as a good student of Law and life,
Good things happen to those who are prepared! right?

anyhow,
my question to you is,
I have been doing a lot of (literature) reseach here,
In the Gym where I train, just after I get out of the sauna,
reading all the most, euh, highly considered, Ladies magazines here in
the Netherlands (not Neverland, don´t get me wrong!)
(that´s a whole other fairytale...!)
Libelle, Margriet, Viva, Story and so on,

What I don´t get is, the ´billekoek´ aspect of a relationship,
I think you americans call it ´spank´,
but not only without clothes, I mean,
Been reading, and reading, and reading, all these stories, from Ladies,
and letters, telling how much they like it,
No!, nehee!, I said: noooo...hhhmmmm...mmhuuhmmm...ooohh...YES!!...darlin´..
(know what I mean?)
The thing is, there is a very special lady in my life, and I have been spankin´
eeuh spammin´ I mean, een hartelust, but no, absolutly no resusult!
I think I´ve spammend everybody we know, and still nothing!
In all those stories I´ve read, there´s always a happy ending,
and here? nada, nope, nix niet!

Do you get it?
Could you please spamm me some advise? Been reading some
Dr. Dyer, Yep, she bugs the starlights out of me! Check! soulmate?
Dr. Chopra, Law of least effort and so, but ...(I could sue..?)
And as from the Ladies magazines, she should be ecstatic of joy by my spammin´!
Could you please write on this topic maybe in your 14th book?
Would make me very happy,

In any case, I´d love to hear what you think,

Awaiting your answer,
Yours Truly,
With Passion!
Peter Pan